What has Crimson Tempest been up to?

16 July 2008 15:10 EDT

What has Crimson Tempest been up to? Well, I could sit here and go on and on about how we have farmed the hell out of this expansion and are more than ready for the next expansion to begin already, but I think it would be easier to just show a normal week for us... Even a pickup solteris raid on there! -While we anxiously, and impatiently, wait for the next expansion to begin I will give you quotes to laugh at in the mean time, enjoy! Quotes! Tanks say weird things when they are bored! It gets even worse when GMs get bored! Drael must have been drunk to say this /boggle Nothing better than a good monk mistell. What happens when your guild leader gets on a rampage about piggy banks! Headboss showing off his true colors... ... The things people do to get on someone's ignore list... He isn't even guilded and he makes the front page... Bored shaman for the win My response in this screenshot pretty much says it all... Sinkenn having too much fun with Othmirs again! Um...once again bored shaman are bad~ -Subucnimorning- That is all for now, next update incoming with Seeds of Destruction! See you then!-

Kerafyrm Sleeps with the Fishes!

17 April 2008 16:06 EDT

That's right Ladies and Gentlemen; Crimson Tempest has achieved the level of excellence that we set out for. Late April 15, 2008, Crimson Tempest marched into the Infamous Lair of Kerafyrm the Awakened with the goal of ending this "Time Sink" expansion. After a few attempts we finally put the bitch back to bed! Congrats all of Crimson Tempest on our greatest achievement as a guild, finishing second server wide with no beta information was quite an impressive feat, hats off to you CT /Golf Clap What's that you say? What did it take to get there? Let me tell you....First! FIRE!!! There was a Fire Dragon here but we made him raid Mansion with us on a 1 night near clear and he shot himself because he said he didn't want to raid Demiplane again. =( Next! We headed to earth wing to see what was up, we encountered buggy content! NO FUCKING WAY! About 100 of these guys spawned it was fun, yet after refining our strat to work around SonyBug_93130 we made him rubble Then we encountered the Earth Dragon, which proved to be a hurdle someone with no legs could leap! Took 2 attempts to get this joke down. EARTH!!! After that we put on our fuzzy slippers and coats and headed to Ice wing, which also proved to be disappointing in difficulty, only took 2 days to down this, but proved to be challenging because instead of a dragon we had to fight the master of Ice Himself After a series of complicated Ninja turtle ballads and a complicated summoning of MC Hammer to inflict Spell: Breath of Washed Up Broke Nobodies! We did what the rest of the world did so long ago, nodded our heads and walked away dissatisfied. Just kidding! Here he is.... ICE!!! (Water) Finally on to the last wing, the infamous air wing. This proved to be the hardest of all the dragons but still only took us 10 attempts to down this guy. Man this guy was gayer than the time Gabool stuck a lollipop up his ass and knew the flavor.... AIR!!! (Wind) Once the last wing dragon was dispatched of we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. We were headed for Kera when he ran and cried and asked his mommy to save him! Sadly the bitch was a bigger joke than her kids.... Well that's the story of how we came to be number 2 serverwide, again I would like to thank all the members of CT that have helped make us what we are today, a power house, very proud of you all. OH and a special thanks to the devs for the expansion Zajeer.....errr wait no oh! Special thanks to Rashere......er no damn it, fuck who runs this damn game anymore? Well whoever it is thanks for the 7 months of farms and this next expansion taking a year long better be the best damn expansion yet. Don't disappoint us....again... Sweet Nothings Ende is a fucking Oracle.... Two Pepsis and he actually spends DKP!!!!! A drink that Gabool introduced to the clerics and they all caught on quite quickly, he likes them stiff, hold the rocks =X Tidal once tried to plant shit in Crystallos and it grew into the SoF Gyro Core system.... Hey, at least he's honest.... Headboss tells the raid "wtf" Headboss tells the raid "........" Headboss tells the raid "next tank" All that buffness ...... sigh Better question why you talking to Richard Simons on the phone? Wow.... Self Explanatory IS ANYONE THIS HAPPY =)=)=)=)=) He taunts us while we kill him........ He did it too.... Not many can Shukke not many can.... That's just ....... yeaaaaa He does this before every raid.... Makes him a champion! EQplayers at a peak. I'm glad I paid for their services... Wow... Last but not least, HEART, which of course is our guild members (planeteers). Without them we could not have accomplished all of this. With our powers combined.....never mind. GO PLANET! That's it for this update ladies and gents tune in frequently for our recruitment needs and possible SoF Video/Future updates. Till next time, I leave you with these words of wisdom from our fearless staunch leader.... Moment of Zen Darkrah The Apostolic Alcoholic

Crystallos - AIR WING DOWN

03 April 2008 02:40 EDT

Guess who is next?